New Girl IS hilarious, thankyouverymuch.

• Schmidt: Did you use my conditioner?
• Nick: What? No.
• Schmidt: No, I can tell man. *sniffs Nick*
• Nick: What are you doing?
• Schimdt: Lotus Berry Relax! Lotus Berry Relax! I can smell it on you right now!
• Nick: FINE, STOP SMELLING MY HAIR!
• Schimdt: Do you know how much that stuff costs?
• Nick: Okay, Schidmt, I didn't use your conditioner.
• Schmidt: WHY DOES YOUR HAIR LOOK SO BABY SOFT?
• Nick: Fine, Schmidt, I ran out of shampoo and I used your conditioner.
• Schidmt: *horrified look*
• Nick: We're talking about CONDITIONER, right?
• Schmidt: You used it as SHAMPOO? It's for MOISTURE, Nick, not for CLEANING! I can't believe we're friends. Give me it back, man,
• Nick: If you want it back--
• Schidmt: *starts messing around with Nick's hair*
• Nick: Think about what you're doing right now!
• Schidmt: I'm squeezing it out of your hair.
• Nick: YOUR SQUEEZING IT OUT OF MY HAIR?!
• Schmidt: Yes, I am.
• Nick: STOP SQUEEZING IT OUT OF MY HAIR! *pushes Schmidt away*